I'm going to the store with my mom in a few hours. Before I actually get my groceries, I think I'll just ask a random employee if they can help me pick out some fruits and veggies by the produce section, then I'm just gonna make as many dirty jokes as I can and act as clueless as possible. I'll probably pick up a random carrot or zucchini and say, "Man, this is a lot bigger than I thought! Just look at this girth and length. I bet my jaw would be so sore if I put this in my mouth." Or in other words, "OOOHH!! What a beauty! Oh, I've never seen one as big as that before! OOOHH!! What a woppeh! It must be eighteen inches long or more! It's such a lovely color, it's nice 'n' round 'n' fat! Whoever thought a marrow could grow as big as that? OOOHH!!"