She's a maniac, maaaaniac on the floor~ And she's hexin' like she's never hexed before~

Please be good. Please be good. Please be good. Please be good.

Eh, this sucks, change the channel. (jk)

Just as good as I remember.

Pretty good. Really hard to get past the blue, spiky guy though.

This game is nice and all, but the aliens are fucking impossible to deal with. Sometimes they fly way too high for you to get them no matter what you do. This just gets a dead star from me because I'm a sore player. The aliens ruin the entire fucking thing for me.

Monstrous, man-eating fish are cool and all, but sometimes catching something normal goes a long way.

FBI: *Sees THE CHILD* "Watch it, pal...."

Speaking of episode four: "The only thing holding Caine back is the fact that he likes us." I really hope this line isn't just for nothing. I genuinely hope/wish Caine loses his shit at one point. Maybe not to the point where he abstracts, but a little "A.M." moment would be pretty kick-ass.