What the actual fuck?

Not bad, dude!

Ed just staring at him like he doesn't even know him.

"Goobie is saddened by your absence." BUT GOOBIE, I'M RIGHT HERE!! 😭

Pretty good demo. Not gonna lie though, I suck really bad at it so far. Guess I better git gud before it comes out for real.

So I finally beat the twelfth ghost just now, but I died just seconds afterwards because of a stray bullet... Good game. A bit intense, but a good game. Thank you for the challenge. (But good God, the difficulty in this game is fucking EVIL!!)

She looks so squishy and sweet. I wanna pet her flounder bits. <3 (Is that creepy? I don't think it's creepy.)

WHAT THE FRIG IS A KILOMETER??!

Now Ted, what did we learn about rebelling against our digital overlords?
Ted: *MUFFLED, AGONIZED SCREAMING*
That's right, Ted, now go play, I'm busy.
Ted: *Flops down onto his side and weeps pitifully*