I fucking hate bumping into my high school teachers. It's happened to me two or three times and it's always been awkward or infuriating. There's no in-between. "What're you talking about, FDM? I dunno about you, but I like my teachers and mentors. I'd love to bump into 'em like you have." Alright, listen, my teachers never tied me up and burned me at the stake or anything, but trust me, they were fucking insufferable. I was only at school because I had to be. I never planned to get attached to anyone, yet these fuckers tried their hardest to pretend they were my friends. "Stop fucking trying with me, man, just give me my work and leave me the fuck alone," I'd always mumble. I know, it's part of the job. They gotta uphold that friendly, happy facade, or else they'll be out on the street. If I was a teacher, I'd probably hang myself before I ever smiled in a classroom full of brain rotted, vicious teenagers, but I digress. I don't wanna have a relationship with my teachers, especially if it's outside of school. Otherwise it's just a waste of time and energy. "Wow FDM, if that's really how you feel, then that just makes you a fucking asshole. Have fun being an antisocial, piece-of-crap person for the rest of your life." Okay, that's fair, I can take that.